Bye 2005
just reached home from dinner at bt panjang plaza. bought a few pens for sch. and a packet of m&ms. (:
you might have noticed that the white bands across the left and right hand corners of the page are gone. i’m tired of having to type my own blogger.com on the address bar because the dumb band covers the icon. and some ppl said they couldnt access my taggie? mmm.
went to kap supposedly to mug ystd. ended up talking again laa, duh. omg theres only 2 more days left and i hvn finished macbeth. and theres lit the first day too. hope laurang’ll be in a good mood.
listening to the album bu xiang zhang da again. haha dont ask me why. i just like SHE’s voices =) and their slow songs. although this album has no jay production inside. came across one of xiaxue’s blogs today,
http://xiaxuethegeek.blogspot.com/2004/10/what-kind-of-music-do-you-like-wendy.html
go read this particular entry ppl. its about mandopop and public opinions of it. its a pretty mature and insightful piece i think. not just because she keeps praising jay. (lol) its really good la, just read.
omg man i can’t believe almost 2 mths has past since the hols started. i know this qsn is really cliche and all, but… WHY DOES TIME PASS SO FAST?????
i hvn enjoyed enough of the slack lifestyle of the hols. and the past few wks of spending more time with friends didnt exactly help.
today is 31st of dec, the last day of year 2005.
come to think of it, this yr isnt exactly a successful one.
i broke a lot of personal records haha.
first time i fail tests,
first time i copy work; maths sumore lol.
first time i got an msg of more than 3.5 — in term 2.
first time i missed so many trainings at one go — early this yr.
first time i went kap to study. (LOL)
first time i disappointed myself and a tchr that much… lit exam.
…
more la, but i forgot.
but stuff i’ll never regret.
joining hp,
going to uk,
joining the sabbatical i like instead of those FOR ACE — compere search.
and more too.
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but on the whole, i think this year is a failure for me too.
i didnt put in my fullest effort at all. i could have finished work if i truly wanted to, but i was lazy. gave a freaking load of excuses for myself; hp bla bla.
second, i let a lot of chances slip past me. hp offered so much, but i didnt grab any of em i guess.
might post my new year resolutions tmr or the day after, see first.
come to think of it, next year has a lot to offer.
i really must provide the motivation and force to propel me forward this coming year.
happy new year in 2.5 hours time (:
good luck all.
vip and town
drats man. school’s coming already!!!! helphelp.
went to do vip with ben in the morning today. was an unsuccessful session cos we kept laughing into the cam, took too long for presentation and kept stumbling over words. AND the librarian treated us to her attitude just because we took slightly longer to pack up. like whats her problem please. we implored with her and yet she raised her voice at us. no justice man.
went to lunch at coro and took a detour to st margs to take a look at ben’s sweetie. (: boarded 174 and headed to town after that. AND THE BUS AUNTIE PISSED US OFF. come on, you’re in the service line, you go around ranting about how stubborn passengers refuse to move you’re just gonna cheese ppl off. and stop showing that kind of thunderstorm face la kns. you dont wanna smile, at least dont glare at ppl right??? and that bitch shouted at us to move in and not block her view. SHITHEAD ATTITUDE AGAIN. once again i must say, where got bus driver liddat one???? when i become president next time i’ll definitely do sth to improve this okay.
bought slippers and a waterbottle at heeren. ben got a pair of shorts. basically just walked around the whole afternoon. quite sian so halfway went to cold storage bought oreos and pepsi; took a break.
and yeah we saw kym ng. like most celebs, she looked quite dao. and heavily made up. and she was in a hurry uh. she rushed past us i was like eh, familiar dont tell me its…. then she was gone. but ben suddenly turned back and told me thats her. ahhh.
met up with my family close to 6 cos my papa won this tantzsechor art award first prize. and we went to witness the prize presentation. went to dinner at some restaurant at chinatownpoint after that to celebrate. nice food (: but i ate a bit of sharks fin which goes against the preaching of this nice tshirt of mine “dont eat sharks fin”. sigh. imma hypocrite.
had a big fight with ben last night, hence the address change this period. was so emotionally shaken that i wanted to delete this blog. thankfully i bu she de and called back my actions. merely changed the address. hazel, always the clever opportunist, seized the chance and koped my address for a free chance of publicity. but being the nice guy he is, he is now guilt shaken and returned it to me a few hours ago. THANKS.
thats all for tonight.
damn i brushed my teeth half an hour ago but i just ate the leftover oreos.
should i brush it again :S
bo bian, the feeling damn gan kor.
mis
miserable rat.
just cant seem to get a single shit done.
everything sucks.
xmas eve
hello hello i just finished my bowl of green grapes!
merry xmas in advance everyone.
went to watch kingkong ytd. lala the plot was kinda long and draggy but as ben has said, it has threads of action, horror, love and comedy in it. towards the end of the 3 hrs i needed to go to the toilet and it was so embarrassing because i tripped over a series of steps 5 times in a row. so i was like swinging my arms around and around like i’m some idiot bird who can’t fly anymore. was so so so maluating. thank goodness it was dark and nobody could see my red face. but in the first place it was because of the darkness in the theatre that i tripped. ah.
went to sit around at esplanade after that. got so wet because somebody poured their whole bottle of water on my back just because i was playing around with the new water pistols bought at IMM. i didnt even spray her anyway T.T
OH YES, AND WE SAW SYLVESTER SIM. he really looked like a super dao pai kia la. and he was wearing a white shirt that printed F@$# the papparazi! . omg i almost didnt see him la. but the rest of them saw so. wanted to get his autograph and take his pic, but looking at his chao bin, forget it la. hes just another human being like us rightrightright. (:
anyway the plan for next yr’s project is already out. samuel mentoring us whee. but being the mingchun he is, he wanted us to come up with a proposal by this tues and show it to him. and we still have VIPPPP. omg. AND ONE MORE WEEK TILL SCH REOPENS. think i should just stay at home and pia next week. kap also getting harder and harder to mug with all the gossipings going on. not productive la.
and up till now i just finished frankenstein and not even started with macbeth. damn la and our lit teacher next yr is that woman. sian bo.
jiayou to myself.
bad day
back.
not that i’ve been to anywhere. just didnt feel like blogging. nothing much to rant about anyway.
first, i just want to say.
BEN AND HAZEL. stop quarelling pls. shou bei ye shi rou shou xin ye shi rou. although i might feel that one of you suck or something at times, its still senseless to kick up such a big fuss over one of the so called passing comments. aiyah. i dont wanna say anything just cool down ok.
nxt, i think i’m a big clumsy ass. these days i keep falling down. i was turning on the other com in my sis’s room just now. then the switch is behind so i got onto the bed to plug it in. while coming down from the bed i tripped over the fan’s wire, and got myself plunging to the floor =DD
luckily i have no injuries or what, only a slice of skin between my bigtoe and longtoe is gone. hope i have better luck this coming year man. vip is taking ages to complete, and mingchun trusted ben with another killer job — a 10 page proposal in 3 days. and i’ve yet to come up with a suitable topic for next yr’s “emerging trends” HRP. sigh.
-yay gugu coming back soon. after so many operations, hope she recovers soon.
i really wanna start the mugging soon. but sheesh, i hvnt finished frankie nor macbeth. and macbeth is like argh. nvm for the sake of hp next yr, must really put in more effort.
ps,
can someone go sit on ben’s nano pls?
penselling 2
ahhh shan hu hai is very nice worrrr.
good morning ppl. i hereby announce that ben poh is prolly under LAM T.T.’s control NOW. diedie he EVERYDAY must go. i only went 3 days; jackson 4; hazel ONE. ONE. ONE. pangseh king. so tired ytd i didnt post my wonderful results up here.
I SOLD A LUDICROUS EIGHTEEN 18 SHI BA ZAP BUAY LAPAN BELAS PENS!!!
with my superb outstanding skills of persuasion and appealing to the ONE percent goodness in ppl, I CONVINCED A GRAAAAAND total of 18 aunties to buy!!
yes all of them were aunties, with or without kids. some quite old, most in their 30s or 40s. pro eh. that tt lam gave me a miserable 10 to sell when he asked me how many i sold before and i said 70 percent. big deal. 7 is a magical number okay. that asshole didnt even laugh at my humour. GAVE ME A FREAKIN 10 and said DONT WASTE TIME AND ENERGY TAKING 20. and that tard gave ben and jackson 20 in front of my very eyes. what is this man. so i told myself i’d prove him wrong okay! the dildo wanted to give us some shitty places again, what amk and clementi bedok. plainly refused to give us town or bugis. in the end we went jurong. luckily we did, there was a damn nice bus interchange there and we camped and waited for the buses to arrive with flocks of aunties.
lalalala i finished my 10 pens within 1hr+. took almost 2 hrs travelling to chinatown to get more pens to sell. AND WHAT DID HE SAY AT MY EXCEPTIONAL PERFORMANCE. YES, “YOU HAD VERY GOOD LUCK”. &*(*&(*^%^%&$%$*
when i got back to jurong, the nice crowd were gone. we had a hard time selling. but after walking around for awhile, I SOLD ANOTHER 8 IN 10 MINS. was so happy and thought the streak would continue. but alas. rushhour came. all the leisure aunties with kids disappeared and were replaced by businessmen and women chionging home. they either daoed us or waved us off. damn la.
haha one businesswoman told me, “now singaporeans dont trust their government anymore la, look at the NKF thing”. oh well.
jackson treating steamboat later sia. afternoon going marina fly kite with hazel woot.
now i’m listening to hei se mao yi. gosh i took so long to type out this one lil post.
cool
NI HAO.
today was a really relaxing day. woke up at 10 plus in the morning and while my mum used the com i read frankenstein and lay on the bed. until er, 2 plus. went to find lunch at lot 1 with kevin who specially came to ACCOMPANY me wor. ended up at macs. realised that my wallet had no money because i forgot to take back the money jackson hazel and ben knocked from me dinner last night. kevin had lots of money in his wallet so the nice guy lent me 10 bucks. thanks LA.
after i finished eating and drinking and kevin finished watching me eat and drink, we went to look for a nice pouch for my phone. there werent many designs in most shop, and the 2 bucks left from macs was my budget. failed to persuade kevin to get the one that cost 2 for $10 at icelemontea lol. that asshole. but they didnt look nice anyway. finally bought one at minitoons (haha yes.) its blue and shiny worrrr. fake leather i suppose. looks okay, though slightly plain. maybe i’ll stick a jaychou sticker on it or sth. someday i might.
thats all for now, i’m going to work hard tmr with the 10 bucks killer disney pens.
bye.
Pen selling
shit man i’m like, totally drained. today and ytd spent the entire day trying to sell stupid pens for 10 bucks when they like could be found at shops for less than a tenth of what we are selling it for. no wonder all the singaporeans and ang mohs we saw were like so ngiao and giam siap. talk about the true spirit of singaporeans lol. i love the businessmen and rich tai-tais. and most of all the old aunties with little kids, children or grandchildren. with some persuation they finally bought our expensive luxury disney pens. and yes, hazel turned up today and sold a grand total of 2! BUCK UP AND SPEAK UP. YOU CAN DO IT. i’m not much better though. ytd sold 7, today sold 5. AND I WAS SO HARDWORKING SOMEMORE!!! damn this is unfair. ben poh finished his 10. jackson sold 7. ahhhhhhhh. i’m reconsidering about going tmr though, damn exhausted and buaytahan liao. esp the idiot T.T. LAM WHO EMBEZZLES AND IRRITATES. oh yes he does. ytd night went to causeway point to eat, tonight went cine. sian. all of our legs are feeling like lead and “coke and panadol” now. so i may not go tmr.
and SLMC is damn blurcock. he missed out my name on all the hp stuff next yr. now its damn mafan to resend him all the shit i want. argh.
sch’s gonna reopen soon. lifes gonna be much harder next yr.
all the best all mua.
joke6
classic stoning day today lol. should have gone out with hazel jackson they all. but nvm cos i got to eat curry hahaha. plenty of chances to go out la. nxt wk so many days doing cip for RAFFLES community. flag raising. raising funds by selling flags -.- okay leng.
6.
A Preacher was standing at the Pulpit giving his Sunday sermon, when a note was passed to him. The only word written on the sheet was ‘FOOL’.
Looking up at the congregation, the preacher smiled and said, “I have heard of men who write letters and forget to sign their names, but this is the first time i have seen a man sign his name and forget to write the letter.”
joke5
omg! for once i hvn used the com for more than 3 hours until nighttime, or now. terribly boring stoning session today. from morning i sat beside the old netless com for more than 4 hours, staring into space and listening to november’s chopin, while my mother used this com for her work. but after a few hours i got tired of staring into the air and singing so i started to pen my own lyrics for jaychou’s songs again. did a few, but i loved one of them a lot!
5.
The wife searched high and low for a new pair of expensive panties she had recently purchased for herself. Unable to find it, she suspected the maid and shouted, “Where are my new panties? Have you taken them for yourself?”
“No, Maam, i have not taken them,” replied the maid.
“Then where are they? I have searched the whole house. You are lying. You must have taken them for yourself.”
“No, Maam i swear i have not. If you don’t believe you can check with the Master. He knows i never wear panties!!!”
