JAYDABEST

so the sabbaticals finally ended.

balloon making, all in all, was fun. and the performance was rather anticlimax la. but i still brought one of the pigs home. and the wolf. omg, my room is now stuffed with more than 10 sculptures, mostly animals and one lil roadrunner. wanted to give them away but due to unforeseen circumstances they’re now resting in my room. ah well they’ll soon be deflated and perish. so there’s nothing i can do about it. though i can always make more, im guessing i wont have the motivation to touch them anytime soon.

carrying the balloons to and fro from school was rather fun too. the stares and laughter, joy to the world.

ben’s ankle is gonna be screwed for one month or so. too bad he has crutches now, so i can’t have fun piggybacking him around like the last 2 days. not bad eh, first day i strained my left arm carrying him from the furthest part of toiletblock to the sch gates, which is prolly 200m at least, i think. second day carried him up the stairs, and then from the staff room to the library. ended up panting like shit after that.

but it has been a fun experience for me i must say. no im not rejoicing in your misfortune mr poh(:

oh and congrats to myself for scrapping through project appeal presentation and getting a ‘B’ grade. though it’s still below expectations, but at least we know where we’ve gone wrong now. i love melvinchng!

and im seriously damn annoyed with the techies and the frozen account. thats all im saying.

teachers day concert rehearsals on monday and tues. i dont see the point of full dress rehearsals. waste of water and washing powder. and for our dance theres no point; we’re all wearing casual.

im left with 5 more ace for chem and 2 more for physics.

and going for training followed by muggging with daryl tmr.

goodnight.

i think im feeling rather high now..

jay’s new song just came out!

sung together with feiyuqing, hahahahahaah.

but i think its still veryvery nice luhhhhhh.

so far i’ve listened to it for 15 times only.

i think i’ll reach 40 by tmr night.

without playing it continuously, of course(:

wheeeee.

picture courtesy of http://toilethumour.wordpress.com

why am i not surprised?

look at this man, LOOK AT THISSSS.

if you click the december archives on the right, you can prolly see the relation.

here goes:

Pen-selling 1

shit man i’m like, totally drained. today and ytd spent the entire day trying to sell stupid pens for 10 bucks when they like could be found at shops for less than a tenth of what we are selling it for. no wonder all the singaporeans and ang mohs we saw were like so ngiao and giam siap. talk about the true spirit of singaporeans lol. i love the businessmen and rich tai-tais. and most of all the old aunties with little kids, children or grandchildren. with some persuation they finally bought our expensive luxury disney pens. and yes, hazel turned up today and sold a grand total of 2! BUCK UP AND SPEAK UP. YOU CAN DO IT. i’m not much better though. ytd sold 7, today sold 5. AND I WAS SO HARDWORKING SOMEMORE!!! damn this is unfair. ben poh finished his 10. jackson sold 7. ahhhhhhhh. i’m reconsidering about going tmr though, damn exhausted and buaytahan liao. esp the idiot T.T. LAM WHO EMBEZZLES AND IRRITATES. oh yes he does. ytd night went to causeway point to eat, tonight went cine. sian. all of our legs are feeling like lead and “coke and panadol” now. so i may not go tmr.

Pen-selling 2

good morning ppl. i hereby announce that ben poh is prolly under LAM T.T.’s control NOW. diedie he EVERYDAY must go. i only went 3 days; jackson 4; hazel ONE. ONE. ONE. pangseh king. so tired ytd i didnt post my wonderful results up here.

I SOLD A LUDICROUS EIGHTEEN 18 SHI BA ZAP BUAY LAPAN BELAS PENS!!!

with my superb outstanding skills of persuasion and appealing to the ONE percent goodness in ppl, I CONVINCED A GRAAAAAND total of 18 aunties to buy!!

yes all of them were aunties, with or without kids. some quite old, most in their 30s or 40s. pro eh. that tt lam gave me a miserable 10 to sell when he asked me how many i sold before and i said 70 percent. big deal. 7 is a magical number okay. that asshole didnt even laugh at my humour. GAVE ME A FREAKIN 10 and said DONT WASTE TIME AND ENERGY TAKING 20. and that tard gave ben and jackson 20 in front of my very eyes. what is this man. so i told myself i’d prove him wrong okay! the dildo wanted to give us some shitty places again, what amk and clementi bedok. plainly refused to give us town or bugis. in the end we went jurong. luckily we did, there was a damn nice bus interchange there and we camped and waited for the buses to arrive with flocks of aunties.

lalalala i finished my 10 pens within 1hr+. took almost 2 hrs travelling to chinatown to get more pens to sell. AND WHAT DID HE SAY AT MY EXCEPTIONAL PERFORMANCE. YES, “YOU HAD VERY GOOD LUCK”. &*(*&(*^%^%&$%$*

when i got back to jurong, the nice crowd were gone. we had a hard time selling. but after walking around for awhile, I SOLD ANOTHER 8 IN 10 MINS. was so happy and thought the streak would continue. but alas. rushhour came. all the leisure aunties with kids disappeared and were replaced by businessmen and women chionging home. they either daoed us or waved us off. damn la.

haha one businesswoman told me, “now singaporeans dont trust their government anymore la, look at the NKF thing”. oh well.

Walao eh, i feel so cheated la. throughout the whole thing we went around telling ppl that the money “100% goes to charity”. and all this time we were in the dark about his exploits as well.

As ben has stated, from the start we didnt like his face already. i mean, not only his face la, but the way he speaks and behaves. maybe tinged with a slight arrogance here and there. not to mention he hates hci, making ben and i so wanting to prove him wrong. damn it, the place was like so bloody wellfurnished and had a rather classy outlook to it. like the stupid fountain thing and the fridge and EVERYTHING! but of course what we couldnt stand most was the man himself duh.

wah, i didnt know we helped sell like 120 pens in total. that means we helped them raise 1.2k within that 5 days, not to mention the lesser donations here and there. AND plus our time. gooooooooosh, its so not worth it la. though the experience wasnt that bad, but its so demorallising knowing that such a renowned and big charity organisation like YC ended up like the NKF. such a disgrace to singapore.

in conclusion, TT Lam, it serves you right

God, whats wrong with me man.

i find myself getting so easily irritated la, especially by some ppl. not their fault, its me. but whyyyyyyyyy. i dont like it one bit.

Lots of things are ruining my day too. mister jefflim is not in sch and possibly not in the country, so my account is still banned. and all cos yongwei used it to play slime soccer! damn it its so not worth it la, now i dont freakin know my op ace and stuff. and cant go ivle discussion forum to get my free ace points. DAMN pissifying. the techies only know how to actblur and direct you to the dm. bloody shit.

Next, i am ashamed to say i left shane’s thumbdrive in the library. omfg i just dontknow whats wrong with me man. i keep forgetting things lately. i just hope ben or someone remembered to take it.

And i dont know why i keep stumbling over words during morning announcements nowadays. thanks for saying i got a lot of saliva leh.

balloon sculpturing is pretty fun, lots of practice and free time to talk. then we had fun making several obscene models. or rather i was the one making all the obscene ones, heh. anw after tht daryl, hazel, michael, nicks foo, oh, and neo went town to catch the Breakup. i thought it was a waste of money, but as hazel said its better than some dragontigergate la hor. actually no la, i think the latter’s slightly better(:

im gonna go do bio ace man.

Brothers for life. (haha)

It’s been a few days since i last updated. nothing special i guess. and like most ppl i probably wont do any posting these exam weeks.

yes, exams are just like 5 weeks away. this coming sabbatical week, week 10 with teachers day and only 3 days of lessons, then the pseudoholiday sept hols. and then 2 weeks of revisions then exams in week 3. gosh time passes so so damn fast.

my msg this term is gonna be like 4.5. i feel so demoralised, especially at this point in time, sec 4 term 3. but what to do? i can only keep telling myself to revise and mug harder harder. perry told me ytd that the arts stream in hcjc is damn despised and all, even lousier than acjc. so if i dont want to do science i should better get into college hp. but wth wth wth. TOTALLY CMI LA.

lets see. i failed or almost failed my maths. its damn bad la, the maths this yr is so damn easy compared to last year, and yet i couldnt finish the papers and lost so many many marks. I COULD DO THE QUESTIONS I SWEAR. except for the permutations bit, its slightly messed up. but maths is supposed to be a free A damnit. and after all ang has done for us, i feel damn guilty not doing as well as i should.

sciences i have nothing to say. its not that i never study la. but still i do feel bad, especially for bio and chem which i thought i understood but somehow cocked up. physics im rather glad i passed this term’s test. but i really must must work hard for the exams, i still don’t understand all the current and electricity shit.  regarding bio, i wanted to drop. but mrsmok said its a waste, and i bet all the other teachers i consult will say that too. yeah its a waste, but even easy tests like this i can get a c5, exams how?

english, chinese, history. im damn disappointed. last time they were all easy a1s. i dont know what to say, but it’s no longer the case now.  i can only pray my lit will hit an A.

enough about academia.

went to find melvinchng ytd for the project appeal which is like severely late. i swear hes a damn nice person. i expected him to be pissed with our late appeal, but he was like extra nice about it and let us all present on monday. although im slightly worried, but we’ll just chiong through and do an extremely splendid job and hope that it’ll be alright.

im sick. flu

went to see the doc this morning and it was the most interesting doc trip i’ve ever had. had a mini bio session with him where he told me all about eczema and its causes and everything. quite funny. then later he told me all about the army, pesc abc and whatevernots. the stOrytelling took like 20 mins whereas the actual consultation on my flu was like 2 mins. doctors are lonely ppl, from that i can conclude(:

so as a result i cant go for training outside today. probably all because i ziqiangbuxi-ed yesterday and went for training at cck stadium with xuanhan nigel and michael, in spite of the slight flu and when i got home all sweaty just popped straight into the showers.

ah dont care its not serious now either. maybe i’ll go marina square later i wanna check out the stupid metersbonwe!

and my lovely jay is releasing his album 1stSept. and his hit’s gonna come out on 23rd. rocks man!

i’ll finish some bio ace this weekend and start on chem and physics next week!

i wanna go on full mug mode):

Couldnt get to sleep last night. turned and tossed in bed thinking about stuff for about one hour before i finally fell into dreamland.

and dreamland it was. first time i rmb a dream this clearly so i shall be nice and tell everyone about it.

so, i dreamt that the few of us ben paul daryl sean etcetc were in some LT in SCGS listening to a talk by MR.ngsc. then i had to go to the toilet. then for some reason i decided to get out of scgs to take a bus. it was raining veryvery heavily. but last minute i decided not to get on the bus and i turned back into sc. only that the scgs suddenly looked very much like nygh from outside. and as i turned in i saw someone waving at me from the busstop. and when i stepped back into the LT, mr ng told me i missed the most important part of the lesson and the rest should try to teach me.

the dream didnt stop there, but i cant recall the rest.  it was a very long dream cos i rmb that at some point in time in the dream i was eating the mars bar i left in my fridge last night.

and i gotta stop thinking of certain things that should just be left alone.

i passed physics!

im lazy to type more, but i sure am addicted to our 2-days-done-dance. hahah alliteration. ok so we’re gonna get another chance to perform on teachers’ day, and that’ll be like the 5th time daryl paul and i will get to dance on stage within 2 months. hahaha school is quite fun after all.  though i didnt drop or split pants this time, the chain that i tied to my waist which didnt come off once the whole morning chose to drop off on stage. nuffff said(:

about schoolwork and tests, they arnt exactly going well, but im trying so well.

thats all, watch out for the 1stSept show(: and meanwhile keep watching the below ones, DAMN NICE GO AHEAD AND CALL ME BUYAOLIAN HAHAHAHA ((((((::::

haha(:

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