JAYDABEST

hah.

hahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

life’s like that.

congrats you all who made it in.

it’s ok.

what an irony

what a mockery.

at this newest low in life neopets let me win 10000 np.

ha ha ha

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alright so these few days are quite relaxing. mostly staying at home and reading these 2 books i borrowed from the library- desperation & insomnia. uh. stephen king, hahahah. then cs, sleeping. all while the rest are working their asses off. i didnt wanna do stocktaking or banquet, the latter im still thinking. but there’s gonna be chalets, hp interview, and stuff(:

went to vivo to get a cap today. it looks pretty disgusting.

and today and yesterday morning i watched HBO while eating breakfast. there were damn nice movies. the first was mostly action action and more action. this pair of brothers, the Dukes, tries to stop a bigtime thug from his crimes. damn funny. the one this morning, Higher Learning, was slightly draggy, but super touching at the end. about racism, discrimination and all. concluded with 3 ppl dead and lots of tears shed. all in all, a show worth paying for.

so actually i think starhub didnt bluff us customers. HBO is quite a quality channel, lots of action, heart-warming stuff and definitely comedy. and to think that i was gonna dedicate an entire post condemning western movies and their lousy jokes, lousy plots. after comparing movies with no plots i paid for like the breakup. i thought it sucked. anyway, before i started watching HBO i was watching the Asian movie channels. then a lot of their old movies, like those 1980s and early 90s chinese movies were damn nice as well. and much funnier. sue me, but i think asian jokes are better than angmohsai ones. just watch jacky wu variety shows and the small s one, i dont know whats the title.

the point is, there are lots of good shows around, western or not.

$14 rebate for 4 months, free installation worth $31.50, trial periods….. everything still stuck in my mind. i feel like calling ppl up to introduce starhub plans! how now. angie called just now and she was damn nice. and she wished daryl and co. who just got sacked today “with money and face intact”, good luck with their studies and all. wth shes damn motherly. and her tone also damn motherly. hahahahahaha

shit la these days i eat an average of two meals per day. cos i wake up at 10 plus everyday. and every meal i eat half a serving. i can’t seem to finish my food at all. i am never hungry. even when i’m hungry i’m not really hungry cos i feel totally bloated after the first few bites. even chocolates. and trash food. i cnt really eat them cos i feel forever full. the only thing that goes down my mouth i still can enjoy is coffee and tea. maybe ice cream. anw i’ve lost another kg; aiyoh.

thats all for today; hazel went offline especially early. good night!

HAHAH!

omg, i’m finally sacked. or terminated as they call it.

with my pay for these one week plus still intact.

xx got a big sale with his first call today, the tyco ass.

but we worked for an hour then sam asked xx whether he wanna leave.

then xx called me.

and we went to do the paperwork straight.

all the while i had this big stupid grin plastered on my face.

and i waved bye to the indian girl beside me.

and the benjamin who couldnt pronounce his own name.

omgggggggg

it’s elation to the cliMAX.

liberated and free now, ooooooh lala.

i shall take at least a week’s break before i consider working again(:

good bye!

so it had been rather fun these few days.

first the game with the sc girls on monday, and momo last night with ben hazel joch nickfoo glenn michael and neh and co. following which ben hazel and joch came to my place at 3 am to watch champs league, eat instant noodles and sleeep. but mostly spent the time talking and they almost woke my whole family up. as a sidenote, hazel’s sleep patterns seriously cmi. not that kind of sleep patterns, i mean his routine, ya. though he has a lot of that kind of patterns too(:

xx, bennerd, joch.

bennerd, xx, joch.

this is what happens when you put 4 guys in a small room together(:

Oh man, i’ve skipped work for 3 consecutive days already. The first day i was tired after ball so i decided to tell them i injured my ankle, which was kinda true, and hazel helped me home so we both couldnt make it. Then last night i told them again my ankle still hurt so i wouldnt be able to make it.and tonight we decided that we’re too shagged to go work. maybe its just us being lazy. but work seriously sucks man. in any case, we’re eligible to get sacked real soon!!! :D:D yeah at least that shld be something to be happy about.

alright thats all for now. i’ll post the news as soon as i know im sacked((: byeee

yes i think i’m currently a busy bitch, to quote from chai.

and i’ve been having a lousy appetite for a few weeks already, i think i’m pregnant!

anyway, i’m so damn sick of work already. even though all it comprises is sitting at the table calling ppl up from a list of numbers, the feeling everyday you get when you are doing sth then out of the blue it hits you that you have work tonight or tmr! then you’ll feel the lethargy and everything setting in. thankfully almost half of my total work period is over already, so i’ll only have to work for 2+ more weeks and i’m outta there.

ok to be fair to them the ppl over there are fairly nice. they’ll talk to you on their own accord, and are mostly very friendly. and theres this damn funny english-speaking beng with orange hair, piercings, smokes and he’s called tommy. and i found out a few days ago that Kay was the name of the 40+ yrs old auntie sitting beside me. and theres a benjamin poh in the company?! like wth. the benjamin poh i know, as far as i’m aware, is selling chicken rice at a coffeeshop. and theres another benjamin who always talks funny. like ben1 ja3 ming1.

after work last night hazel and i went to the coffeeshop opposite national library to eat. then we saw tommy and asked him to sit with us. so he told us that sam the guy whom i thought was pretty nice, actually nobody really likes him very much; that he only treats the very new newbies nicely and after awhile he starts getting nasty. the angie woman is much nicer, like those very very friendly kopitiam aunties you see around the island.

kwan is flying off to zimbabwe tonight. pray that, in the words of slim, come back in one piece. benpoh and co. are sending him off at the airport.

and i realise i’m actually quite dumb after getting tricked 3 times 2 nights ago. first mr kwan and mr poh called my house and told my father my test for HIV is out and i’m HIV positive. luckily my father was blurblur and only caught something about test results. they did the same to hazel though((: then on msn nehlim and sylvia decided to switch identities to play hazel and me. then shortly after ‘alice’ called to order starhub but after telling alice a whole load of info about scv plans she told me to call her again and presto it was none other than dua chiobu limwei.

i dont know why i feel damn talkative tonight. if it’s not interesting enough just don’t read; i dont find the big chunk of words pleasant to read either but im too sentimental to delete everything(: Damn tmr’s sunday, meaning i have to wake up early and work full day!!!

and if i’m not working i play neopets the entire day. someone pls kill me.

but at least i’m going training nowadays. dont know if i’m gonna be good and attend the rest of them; everything depends on the rest of the guys yongjie michael darius ETC ETC. (inside joke=)))

SIGH STUPID HP INTERVIEW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

uh huh. i really don’t know what to say. especially after reading daryl’s latest post on his blog. same for me, i didnt expect myself to care so much about it, though i felt the impact immediately after the announcement of the 15 candidates. i mean, i really wouldn’t, except for the fact that 6 out of 9 from proed who applied got in. and you look at them and think why if it wasnt for exams you could have outshone some of them. and it’s exactly the case plus a bit more, cause even for exam marks, it’s a difference of a mere few marks, but it results in a decision that practically seals your fate. i know it’s competitive and it’s my own fault for not doing better in exams or portfolio, but couldn’t the school be a bit more bloody flexible; the situation now really sucks. pardon me if i don’t make any sense, cos i’m just more than slightly disappointed that proed hp which was, and still is, the most bonded programme ever, is gonna be split. and we the minority are gonna get thrown like crushed paper balls into the rubbish chute.

how nice.

hahah im now marco(:

i decided ytd that ray doesnt sound good so marco shld be it. though i dont see any point cos i told all my customers to call me SIM. which sounds much better than any other name imo((((:

hahaha telemarketing is alright la. just gets a bit boring after awhile. and customers will get on your nerves at times. and the fact that you have no sales after 3 hours of hard work also bothers you.

thats about it, im going for training now byeeeee!

walao walao walao.

i’ve never seen the need to give myself a christian name. but now they say they want everyone to have one so customers can rmb us easily. wth.

so now hazel is “thomas”, yaolei is “james”, and samuel jackson and daryl get to remain the same; lucky them.

having thought about one for damn long, i’m still open to suggestions or something that sounds nicer. so far i’ve let myself be “RAY”. sounds weird to be calling myself something different, but heck it’s not as if this job is permanent.

i thought of a lot, but all sounded damn common and i know of another person with that name so its even weirder. actually kay is alright right. can you imagine i thought of ash and brock before mentally rejecting them. eh or i can be rob. or robson. or just add a son behind the other’s names. like benson. or richardson. or jacksonson. ah bullshit.

how how how! i dnt wanna change names everyday, my supervisors wont like it. so shld i remain as some ray?

Oh man, i’ve finally gotten my job! Telemarketing at north bridge centre opposite the national library. 3 weekdays and 1 weekend every week, 7-10 pm, 6 bucks per hour not bad. And commission for deals!

So i went for their training session with hazel joch daryl samuel and yaolei last night. the ronald guy was alright, though they said raymond is nicer. but the ronald kept picking on me for some reason, probably cos he foresaw the fact that i would be the next teenage marketing prodigy in singapore!!!! hohohohoho. And theres this effed up indian guy who is arrogant enough to screw the employee to-be thats yours truly who happened to favour lying on the floor to fill up the stupid application form.

“boy ah i ask you to fill up form only must lie on floor, do i need to bring mattress for you also?” following which they let me sit at the table(: but i was like even more tulan after seeing that indian bully the raymond and some other employees as well. but seems like hes the bigshot around there.
Anyway 2 nights ago, the night that i went for the interview with hazel and joch, i took a bus home and some ahpek was playing some old hokkien song on the friggin crowded 190. speaking of which they really need to increase the frequency of buses its like i missed 2 full buses, one of which was bendy somemore, and its so embarrassing cos everybody’s looking at the poor kid who keeps failing to squeeze up the bus. anyway, the ahpek/uncle who was probably 50 or so was so damn insensitive. it was like he played the stupid oldie, everybody turned to look at him, and he could pretend nothing was up. and continued letting it play at full volume. $%&!!^$%$%@^

And on the way to city hall yesterday evening, there were these 2 guys from china on the train. and they were talking damn loudly and somehow, were damn annoying. when i got on the compartment they were talking about the word ‘live’ on the thing pasted on the floor. and one was telling the other whether it means 生命 or 活下去 or 现场 and it was actually quite entertaining.

Alright i’m off to study all the different starhub plans and how to describe a cable point now goodbye!