JAYDABEST

indeed.

I KNOW THE ABOVE QUOTE HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE DUNNO HOW MANY LIGHTYEARS AGO. it’s even in my autograph book during primary school graduation.

happy birthday mummy! though she wont read this, i hope not. we just cut the cake, tasted okay.

today was another slack day. slack in the sense that there wasnt any real lessons at all, but i was as hardworking as i was yesterday in doing hw. yaaaa without sch i dont feel that tired the whole day so i can have more spirit to do work.

lit lesson rocked as usual. lets see.

[02:09:01 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: hello mrs ng
[02:09:17 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: do you want to have lesson
[02:19:56 PM] laura: Hi Class
[02:20:11 PM] laura: Just got back from a vVV iP meeting, soory
[02:20:34 PM] laura: Sim Chun, can you gather the boys bow?
[02:20:44 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: yep we’re gathered
[02:20:49 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: inviting you in now…
[02:21:00 PM] laura: Good
[02:21:07 PM] laura: Take out your text and turn to Act 5
[02:21:29 PM] laura: What’s happening here in thsi Act boys?
[02:22:07 PM] laura: How come I can only see Sim Chun and no one else
in this room?
[02:22:21 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: there
but other than the actcute laura we see ytd…

the highlight of today’s lit lesson is definitely alan.

before the lesson the class was inside a convo playing around with the nick “laura” and talking rubbish. but when lesson started most ppl changed back except for this guy and chaiyi whose name was still gopal.

at the start of the lesson…

[02:22:34 PM] 4H 28[TAN WE: hello mrs ng
[02:22:44 PM] laura: so we use this window instead?
[02:22:45 PM] laura: i think chehao can teach as well lor. <— alan
[02:22:45 PM] 4F01-???????: alan
[02:22:50 PM] 4F01-???????: your nick….
[02:22:50 PM] 4f03 gopal: lol alan!
[02:22:55 PM] laura: oi. why no more laura already. <– alan
[02:23:06 PM] laura: HAHAHAHAHA
[02:23:08 PM] 4F01-???????: cause she’s here also….
[02:23:10 PM] 4F01-???????: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:23:17 PM] laura: What is happeing in Act 5, Sc 1?
[02:23:19 PM] 4f03 gopal: !!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:23:20 PM] laura: Laura here
[02:23:29 PM] 4F01-???????: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a few lines later…

[02:24:58 PM] laura: I do not want to see oyu today! –> alan
[02:25:02 PM] laura: you* –> alan

[02:25:05 PM] 4H05 Glenn S: and unitentioannlly reveals the murder

[02:25:17 PM] laura: What is the role of the gentlewoman and the
doctor?
[02:25:26 PM] * laura has changed his/her name to alan –> finally

at this point most of us were laughing like crazy already. but alan is still blur blur.

after a few lines again…

[02:26:50 PM] alan: change to laura?

no idea what he was thinking.

and then.

[02:27:12 PM] laura: Very good wei Linag
[02:27:41 PM] laura: LMB’s behavour is consistent with the unnatural
deeds which she has committed, right?
[02:27:44 PM] alan: wat.

lololololol

[02:28:29 PM] 4f03 gopal: this once confident woman turned into a
gibbering creature, muttering incoherently
[02:28:39 PM] laura: she is doomed to a reclusive walk, all alone and
suffering
[02:28:47 PM] alan: ><
[02:28:53 PM] laura: not exactly gopal? who are you hey?
[02:28:58 PM] 4F01-???????: chaiyi
[02:28:58 PM] 4f03 gopal: oops
[02:29:04 PM] * 4f03 gopal has changed his/her name to 4f03 chai
[02:29:07 PM] * 4G15 – Li Yonghao is now Online
[02:29:09 PM] alan: Hi Mrs LAURA Ng!
[02:29:21 PM] 4F01-???????: alan is so weird today

first time benpoh makes sense.

[02:30:07 PM] 4F16KwanPing: evil deeds
[02:30:07 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: evil
[02:30:09 PM] laura: Nope? Remember at the start she inoked darkness?
[02:30:17 PM] 4F16KwanPing: yes
[02:30:19 PM] alan: whats with the exclamation marks!
[02:30:20 PM] * 4e16 Si Jin is now Busy
[02:30:28 PM] 4F16KwanPing: the unsex part..
[02:30:34 PM] 4F16KwanPing: alan is he okay..
[02:30:45 PM] 4f03 chai: whats happening to alan choo today?
[02:30:46 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: she cannot undo her own invocation
[02:30:48 PM] 4G12 Daryl: lol
[02:30:52 PM] laura: Yes, now she needs the light to dispel the
darkness in her desperate bid to return to her natural
original state
[02:30:52 PM] 4F01-???????: i think there’s something wrong with alan
today
[02:31:03 PM] 4F16KwanPing: maybe these were his earlier
conversations
[02:31:09 PM] laura: yes, sim chun

not bad, she agreed with my comment.

[02:33:53 PM] laura: why is this known as the devil’s spot?
[02:33:54 PM] 4f03 chai: “Out damned spot: out I say. The Thane of
Fife had a wife: where is she now? What will these hands
never be clean? ……………………. Here’s the smell of blood
still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this
little hand”
[02:34:15 PM] alan has left the conversation.
[02:34:21 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: indeed weird
[02:34:24 PM] 4H 28[TAN WE: lol
[02:34:31 PM] laura: Chayi, explain why you cite this quote?
[02:34:49 PM] 4f03 chai: because its relevant

nice answer chai.

finally alan gives the answer

[02:39:15 PM] * alan has changed his/her name to *hciso* my msn is
laggy.

next, glennsim.

[02:59:12 PM] 4H05 Glenn S: he cannot govern his country well, or keep it fasted withint the belt of rule
[02:59:36 PM] laura: Why does Angus talk about “minutely revolts?”
[02:59:51 PM] 4H05 Glenn Sim has left the conversation. <– LOL
[03:00:00 PM] laura: Good, Glenn!
[03:00:07 PM] 4H 28[TAN WE: lol
[03:00:14 PM] laura: Who is revolting?
[03:00:15 PM] 4H22 – Louis: lol.
[03:00:18 PM] 4F01-???????: exemplifies the speedy degeneration of
macbeth
[03:00:18 PM] 4H22 – Louis: glenn
[03:00:21 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: LOL

After much rambling…

03:03:56 PM] laura: The robes do not fit him. They are borrowed robes
and hides him, like a masquerade
[03:04:00 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: yes
[03:04:04 PM] 4F01-???????: Yep!
[03:04:08 PM] laura: yes. such a clever class
[03:04:12 PM] *hciso* Alan: wow
[03:04:12 PM] 4H22 – Louis: lol
[03:04:13 PM] 4F01-???????: wonderful
[03:04:18 PM] 4H22 – Louis: thanks
[03:04:19 PM] 4H22 – Louis: LOL
[03:04:25 PM] 4f03 chai: yay
[03:04:27 PM] 4F01-???????: we can go eat beehoon <–benpoh lamelamelame

[03:04:30 PM] 4H22 – Louis: …

[03:04:32 PM] *hciso* Alan: louis ><

[03:04:34 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: chai came back from toilet arleady

[03:04:37 PM] 4H22 – Louis: shh.

[03:05:04 PM] laura: no toilet business here please? Can’t take the
smell
damn lame lol.

End of lesson…

[03:07:46 PM] laura: Right, class. We will stop here today. Good Bye
[03:07:54 PM] 4f03 chai: byebye mrs ng
[03:08:00 PM] 4G15 – Li Yo: goodbye mrs ng
[03:08:01 PM] 4F01-???????: BYE mrs ng
[03:08:06 PM] *hciso* Alan: its been a wonderufl lesson
[03:08:08 PM] 4f03 chai: today’s lesson was great
[03:08:10 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: esp alan
[03:08:13 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: especially wonderful
[03:08:14 PM] laura: Bye my dear darlings
[03:08:17 PM] *hciso* Alan: ><!
[03:08:19 PM] 4H 28[TAN WE: ....
[03:08:20 PM] 4F01-???????: bye darling <– BenPoh WOW.
[03:08:22 PM] 4G12 Daryl: alan screw loose today
[03:08:25 PM] 4F01-???????: ya
bp <3 LN!

talk cock time…

[03:08:40 PM] *hciso* Alan: !! mrs ng!
[03:08:42 PM] *hciso* Alan: you have a darling!
[03:08:46 PM] 4F01-???????: alan lose again
[03:08:46 PM] 4f03 chai: oooo
[03:08:52 PM] 4F01-???????: loose
[03:08:57 PM] 4G15 – Li Yo: alan are you high?
[03:09:07 PM] laura: BYE Darlings, honey and sugar pies!!!
[03:09:07 PM] 4F01-???????: he just took drugs, dont blame him
[03:09:33 PM] *hciso* Alan: ?? yeah ben fed me viagra
[03:09:37 PM] 4G15 – Li Yo: omg…
[03:09:39 PM] 4F01-???????: see see see
[03:09:40 PM] 4G15 – Li Yo: Alan has gone crazy
[03:09:42 PM] 4F01-???????: screw loose today
[03:09:44 PM] 4f03 chai: lol
[03:09:50 PM] 4G12 Daryl: alan omg
[03:09:52 PM] laura: Whats? that?
[03:09:56 PM] 4G15 – Li Yo: i dont think its alan
[03:10:00 PM] 4F01-???????: ala has become l macbeth
[03:10:09 PM] 4G15 – Li Yo: maybe his sibling is just anyhow screwing
around with the chat or something
[03:10:10 PM] * 4H05 Glenn Sim is now Offline
[03:10:21 PM] 4G12 Daryl: carn be lar
[03:10:23 PM] laura: I am HECATE in disguise! <– no comments
[03:10:25 PM] 4H05 Glenn Sim has left the conversation.
[03:10:31 PM] *hciso* Alan: :O
[03:10:38 PM] 4G15 – Li Yonghao has left the conversation.
[03:10:39 PM] laura: BEWARE:-#
[03:10:56 PM] * 4e16 Si Jin is now Offline
[03:10:59 PM] laura: Byebye
[03:11:08 PM] 4e16 Si Jin has left the conversation.
[03:11:26 PM] *hciso* Alan: bye hecate In security lies mortal’s
chiefest enemy eh?
[03:11:26 PM] 4f03 chai: haha
[03:11:30 PM] laura: gtg now as I have other work to do such as
reporting on my teachers if they misbehave. hahaha!
[03:11:50 PM] 4F01-???????: tan
[03:11:57 PM] 4G12 Daryl: ying
[03:12:28 PM] laura: Stange things I have in head that will to hand,
which must be acted ere they may be scanned. hahaha!
[03:12:36 PM] laura just sent you a Nudge!
[03:13:17 PM] *hciso* Alan: wow.
[03:13:27 PM] 4G12 Daryl: AlAN!
[03:13:40 PM] *hciso* Alan: JIJO!!! wat.

ok so far this is the most hilarious lesson ever.

tanyz slacker. he was playing dota during our lesson time. but i sorta expected that.

assembly tmr. see mr hon at home, quite fun eh.

lots of work to do, SEEYA(:

i turned on the com this morning to see this.

Ps upload your essays due this week by today at 10am.Ps follow the 

respective deadlines given in the tutorial. Sec 4s are supposed to 

email to me by last nite

Okay. So we have to submit our essays to him by er. 6 hours ago. Don’t care, we’ll email him tonight and say we misread and thought its 10pm.

I’m typing this now on Word, later then transfer to WP, hence the caps and all.

Basically the IT emergency exercise is a failure I guess. Except for lit lesson, which was ENRICHING and INTERESTING. Yesssss. Laurang is sooooooooooo cute. But considering that she didn’t know how to use msn before we taught her, not bad alrdy la.

Before the lesson…

[12:31:36 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: the class is ready

[12:31:49 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: except for sijin and pingkan, all here

[12:32:01 PM] laura: Really? can start?

[12:32:18 PM] laura: Can they all see me?

[12:32:36 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: yep i add you in

[12:32:51 PM] laura: Good afternoon ProEdians

…when nobody was in the convo except me.

Halfway through the lesson…

[12:54:11 PM] laura: hello class

[12:54:20 PM] laura: hello class

[12:54:28 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: no, its in the other window

[12:54:38 PM] laura: Huh?

[12:55:06 PM] laura: So am I in the right window now?

[12:55:09 PM] laura: Class where are you?

[12:55:18 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: nope

[12:55:21 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: you’re talking to me only

[12:55:27 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: you left the other conversation window

[12:55:32 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: im adding you back now

[12:56:09 PM] laura: Sim Chun

[12:56:19 PM] laura: Are the boys all here?

[12:56:20 PM] laura: I am lost

[12:56:29 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: nope

[12:56:31 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: the other window

didn’t know why she quit the other one, but it was quite amusing.

The lesson itself was even funnier.

[12:39:23 PM] laura: Turn to pg 261

[12:40:05 PM] laura: Setting is England agreed?

[12:40:09 PM] 4G27 – paul: yep

[12:40:12 PM] 4F 16 KWan P: yes

[12:40:13 PM] 4G29 – SIM C: yep

[12:40:13 PM] 4F01-???????: ya

[12:40:15 PM] 4G28-[SEAN P: ya

[12:40:16 PM] 4G12 [DARYL]: ya

[12:40:16 PM] 4H 28TAN WEI: yes

[12:40:18 PM] 4G15 – Li Yo: yes

[12:40:19 PM] 4E_Dominic: yes

[12:40:21 PM] 4H11 Jaerie : yes

[12:40:21 PM] laura: Key character is Malcolm, so we talk about

Malcolm.

[12:40:25 PM] 4f03 zhen zh: yes

[12:40:25 PM] 4G12 [DARYL]: ok

[12:40:28 PM] 4G28-[SEAN P: okay

[12:40:28 PM] 4F 16 KWan P: k

ahh I’m not gonna put the whole thing up. But this IT thing is a rather refreshing change from normal lessons. 3 days somemore, woooot.

And wordpress is indeed fun. I can see from blog stats that my views ytd was 99. not bad for a new blog la.

But there’s quite a lot of work to do. After history is maths, followed by chem. Mug hard, byebye.

Ps. chai just sent me a msg, telling me that lot1 laser flair has the cashier overwriting the borrowing of ra show even though the system doesnt allow it.

doenst make a diff anyway, its just 5 more years ((: time really flies doesnt it.

LOL.
i think i must be crazy or sth.
cos as an excuse for submitting hrp late…
i sent her this email.

hi Mrs Ng,

sim chun here. so sorry i didn’t leave my proposal on your table on thursday, because i suddenly realised that i left out my conclusion. extremely sorry for being this late, but i sent it to the wrong email address (laura@hotmail.com) for 10000 times before i realised the truth while checking my outbox.

i will leave a hard copy of the attached paper on your table on monday, though i’m aware that you won’t be in school.

once again, so so so sorry for the lack of punctuality.

thanks,
simchun

pls dont let her real personal email address be laura@hotmail.com omg.
but oh man i cant help laughing like shit now.

classic stoning day today lol. should have gone out with hazel jackson they all. but nvm cos i got to eat curry hahaha. plenty of chances to go out la. nxt wk so many days doing cip for RAFFLES community. flag raising. raising funds by selling flags -.- okay leng.

6.

A Preacher was standing at the Pulpit giving his Sunday sermon, when a note was passed to him. The only word written on the sheet was ‘FOOL’.
Looking up at the congregation, the preacher smiled and said, “I have heard of men who write letters and forget to sign their names, but this is the first time i have seen a man sign his name and forget to write the letter.”

omg! for once i hvn used the com for more than 3 hours until nighttime, or now. terribly boring stoning session today. from morning i sat beside the old netless com for more than 4 hours, staring into space and listening to november’s chopin, while my mother used this com for her work. but after a few hours i got tired of staring into the air and singing so i started to pen my own lyrics for jaychou’s songs again. did a few, but i loved one of them a lot!

5.

The wife searched high and low for a new pair of expensive panties she had recently purchased for herself. Unable to find it, she suspected the maid and shouted, “Where are my new panties? Have you taken them for yourself?”
“No, Maam, i have not taken them,” replied the maid.
“Then where are they? I have searched the whole house. You are lying. You must have taken them for yourself.”
“No, Maam i swear i have not. If you don’t believe you can check with the Master. He knows i never wear panties!!!”

my computer time is becoming more and more limited each day!!! up by 8.30, and came online. from 10 onwards my mother used the com until afternoon. she went out, i took over until 3, then my sis came and snatched it away went to stone by myself, reading a bit of frankenstein and admiring my old pokemon figurines Oh yes i messaged koymin to ask him whether there’re cheap figurines in china or not! hopefully there are. but it has been more than 3 days and he hvnt replied. so i shouldnt get my hopes high. or even up at all. anyway, hazel said my jokes arent funny, but who cares. as long as i find them funny its okay. the choco one is plain disgusting though, had a fun time imagining the scene. =)

4.

Family and friends surround old Fred’s hospital bed but it doesn’t look too good. Suddenly, he motions frantically to the pastor for something to write on. The pastor lovingly hands him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred uses his last bit of energy to scribble a note, which he gives to the pastor, and then dies.

At Fred’s funeral, the pastor realises he’s wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Fred died.
“Fred handed me a note just before he died,” he says.
“I havn’t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure there’s a word of inspiration for us all.”
Opening the note, he reads aloud, “HELP! You’re standing on my oxygen tube!!!!!”

omg man! my mother brought her work back home to do. now she will whole day need to use com liao. WHAT AM I GONNA DO. anyway i alrdy finished the curious incident of the dog in the night time and tuesdays with morrie. the latter was absolutely great. curious incident was good, but didnt make me feel very comfortable at times. but theres still frankenstein and macbeth left, and though i’m just starting on frankenstein, i’m almost ready to fall asleep. hopefully it’ll be better as it goes along. and today was siann. read books and spent time online for the whole day until 5+ where my mother reached home. hopefully tmr will be a better day (: …….. and i will have the motivation and inspiration to continue with brainstorming for our project.

3.
A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a small bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
“Mind if i have a few?” he asks.
“No, not at all,” the woman replies and pushes the bowl closer. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realises that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he has emptied the bowl.
“i’m terribly sorry for eating all the peanuts; i just meant to have a few.”
“Thats all right,” the woman replied. “Ever since i lost my teeth, all i can do is suck off the chocolate.”

went to sch for vip today morning, and sat around doing nth until 12 when the library closed. then me and ben went to kap to have our lunch. had a bet on someone who didnt turn up with ben but i denied the bet anyway. i didnt finish my fries and the lemonlimejuice though. after that ben came home with me to continue with our project. sadly we didnt accomplish much. almost nothing, in fact. lol. its been a boring day, at least until i have my daily dose of rubbish talk with some ppl. ((: my parents keep bugging me to sleep early though. i understand why la, for my health as well as theirs because the light from my room spreads to their room so they cant get to sleep too. but its sad cos those who chat are still online when i’m gone. ):

2. Maids – the paid help……….

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers who says she’s the maid.
Woman: “We don’t have a maid.”
Maid: “I was hired this morning by the man of the house.”
Woman:”Well, this is his wife. Is he there?”
Maid: “He is upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom i think is his wife.”
Angry woman: “Listen, would you like to make $50 000?”
Maid: “What will i have to do?”
Woman: “I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he’s with.”
The maid puts the phone down; the woman hears footsteps and the gunshots.
Maid: “What do i do with the bodies?”
Woman: “Throw them in the swimming pool.”
Maid (Puzzled): But there’s no pool here.”
A long pause…
Woman: “IS THIS 63398023?!!!”